the hobbits with elvin english

i am not on something. i swear. i didnt drink beer last night. =)

but i think i am hearing , well let's start with "seeing" hobbits in the office.
they walk around carrying papers with numbers on them.. millions of numbers
balance sheets and other stuff

they go to the copying machine, they sign the papers (to launch an attack on the orcs, maybe)

but what is most astonishing is that, although their primary language is that of the hobbits (lol, i need research in this area) , their 2nd language is elvin.

curiosly, they shift from mother tongue to elvin in a snap of a finger... that is.,.., when King Hobbit comes. lolz. i dont know.

well this freaking King Hobbit.. goes around.. and comes around my village too.

see? as of the moment.., the hobbits are still speaking in Language #1.

soon when King Hobbit (of Mordor) lolz.. comes out of his tent, and walks around...
these hobbits.. will talk Elvin again.

Paging legolas.